Fort Garry Riptide Pilsner

I've been told that Fort Garry brews "Riptide" specifically for South Beach Casino in Manitoba, but I've never witnessed anyone ordering it there.  Today I found out why.

This watered-down version of Fort Garry Pale has a garish, artificial coloring that is yellower than day-old piss.  Smells like nothing.  Tastes like faint wannabe hops, plastic, carbonation, dishwater, and absolutely nothing else.

The Bottom Line: I couldn't make myself finish drinking this mess.

The Rating: The Gag Reflex.  I had to create a special rating just for this beer.